Things to talk about when attempting to seduce/distract/befriend me


  • Pancakes
  • Dinosaurs 
  • Fairy tales 
  • Why you can be unflappable but not flappable
  • Hats
  • Restaurants 
  • Why red velvet is clearly superior to all other forms of cup cake
  • Venice 
  • Theatre
  • Ghost stories 
  • Comic books
  • Ridiculously campy musical theatre shows
  • Red liquorice 
  • Crocheting 
  • Roald Dahl
  • Masks
  • Movies
  • Movies
  • Movies
  • Maybe movies
  • Why- why it’s… it’s. You wanna know why?
  • Why what?
  • You know it’s- I always thought-
  • That it’s a bad-
  • Yes, that it’s a bad- not always mind you, but some of the time. Some of the time it’s a-
  • A bad idea to appear in a David Mamet play with a full time job.
  • I- yes. Yes, that’s it.